The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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