Only a mothe r could love this liver
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
