Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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