8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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