My room smells like vodka and shame
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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