well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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