he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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