I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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