Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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