He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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