I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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