I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.