That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"