the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?