I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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