Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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