Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have tasted many bathrooms
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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