My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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