I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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