Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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