But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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