Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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