At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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