But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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