Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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