are you so shy because you have an std?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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