Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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