Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that's an acceptable place to lick
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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