You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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