is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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