That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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