worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Randomize