Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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