I'll bet she douches with gravy.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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