i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
