some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him