I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it