I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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