We won't sleep together?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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