Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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