Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
God, I missed his penis.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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