My nipple is on Facebook.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Rumble strips road head = magical
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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