If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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