Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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