I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize