At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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