have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
