oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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