If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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