I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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