Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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