butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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