we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
me + whiskey = a bad person
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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