Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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