Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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