He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
His nipple licking is glorious
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