I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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