just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got her a Nickelback box set.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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