I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think a kid would responsible me up
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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